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A horrifying incident unfolded at a local/nearby/busy McDonald's restaurant yesterday, leaving the community shocked/distraught/outraged. According to police reports/eyewitness accounts/restaurant staff, a disturbed/enraged/aggressive pastor, identified as John Smith, launched/carried out/inflict